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The 20-Year Curse: How Flying Cars Have Been 'Almost Here' Since Your Grandfather Was in Diapers

The 20-Year Curse: How Flying Cars Have Been 'Almost Here' Since Your Grandfather Was in Diapers

The 20-Year Curse: How Flying Cars Have Been 'Almost Here' Since Your Grandfather Was in Diapers

There is a special category of prediction — not merely wrong, but heroically wrong — where the forecaster is so confidently mistaken that you almost want to applaud. Flying cars occupy this category alone, in a velvet chair, sipping champagne at 10,000 feet. Theoretically.

Since roughly the early 1940s, a rotating cast of engineers, venture capitalists, Popular Mechanics cover artists, and Silicon Valley press release writers have been assuring the American public that personal aerial vehicles are no more than twenty years away. If you do the arithmetic — and Chet has, painfully, with a calculator and a glass of bourbon — that means flying cars have been perpetually, enthusiastically, professionally promised since before the Baby Boom. And yet here we sit, on the ground, in traffic, behind a guy in a pickup truck with a 'Baby on Board' sticker from 1987.

Let us take a loving, mocking tour through the greatest hits.

The 1940s: 'Boys, We Cracked It!'

The post-war optimism of mid-century America was a beautiful, naive thing. After defeating fascism and splitting the atom, what couldn't we do? The answer, it turned out, was build a flying car that anyone actually wanted to buy. But that didn't stop the enthusiasts.

Moulton Taylor's Aerocar — a genuine, FAA-certified, fold-your-wings-and-drive contraption — made Popular Mechanics practically weep with joy in the late 1940s. The magazine breathlessly declared personal aviation was on the verge of going mainstream. Ford, reportedly, considered mass production before quietly backing away. Twenty years away? More like a polite 'never, but thank you for playing.'

The 1960s: The Jetsons Made Us Do It

If there is one piece of animated television that bears responsibility for decades of misdirected engineering ambition, it is The Jetsons, which debuted in 1962 and immediately convinced an entire generation that bubble-canopy sky-pods were basically inevitable. The show was set in 2062. We are currently ahead of schedule on exactly zero of its predictions, including Rosie the Robot Maid, though the Roomba is trying its best.

Throughout the sixties, aviation enthusiasts kept the faith. Various prototypes sputtered, lurched, and occasionally achieved brief, undignified flight. The FAA remained skeptical. The public remained earthbound. The twenty-year clock, undeterred, reset.

The 1980s: Now With Computers!

By the Reagan era, a new ingredient entered the flying car prophecy: digital optimism. Computers were going to solve everything — including, apparently, the fundamental engineering challenge of making a vehicle that is simultaneously good at flying and driving, which is a bit like designing a shoe that is also an excellent hat.

'Within two decades, commuters in major metropolitan areas will have access to personal vertical takeoff vehicles,' declared one aerospace industry newsletter in 1984, a sentence that has aged approximately as well as a Members Only jacket. The personal computer revolution was real. The personal flying car revolution was not.

The 1990s and Early 2000s: The Moller Skycar Era

Paul Moller deserves his own wing in the Prophets Were Wrong Hall of Fame. For roughly thirty years, Moller International promised that the Skycar — a sleek, red, genuinely cool-looking vehicle — was perpetually on the edge of production. Investors poured in money. Press releases flew (unlike the car). The SEC eventually got involved, which is rarely a sign that the twenty-year timeline is on track.

To be scrupulously fair, the Skycar did technically hover, briefly, on a tether, in a parking lot. Whether that counts as 'flight' is a philosophical question Chet will leave to the reader.

The 2010s: Silicon Valley Picks Up the Torch (and the Burn Rate)

Then came the tech money, and with it, the most expensive chapter of the flying car saga yet. Uber announced Uber Elevate in 2016 with the kind of confidence that only a company hemorrhaging billions of dollars can muster. Larry Page, quietly and then not so quietly, funded two separate flying car startups simultaneously. Peter Thiel, who famously lamented that we got Twitter instead of flying cars, apparently decided the solution was to fund more startups rather than examine the structural irony of that statement.

Kitty Hawk, Joby Aviation, Lilium, Archer — the names multiplied. The PowerPoints were magnificent. The investor decks featured people in business casual attire stepping serenely into sleek aircraft above CGI cities that looked suspiciously like San Francisco, except without the traffic or the housing crisis.

'We will have air taxis operating in major US cities by 2023,' said approximately everyone in this space between 2018 and 2020. Reader, it is now past 2023.

The Eternal Reset

Here is what makes the flying car prediction uniquely, almost artistically wrong: it doesn't just fail. It resets. Every fifteen to twenty years, a new generation of optimists discovers the problem fresh, concludes that previous attempts failed due to insufficient technology/funding/vision, and announces with total sincerity that this time, twenty years ought to do it.

This is not cynicism on Chet's part. Some of these companies — Joby, Archer, and a few others — have made genuine engineering progress. The FAA is actually, slowly, working on certification frameworks. There are battery-powered air taxis that have completed real test flights without anyone dying, which is a bar that sounds low but historically has not always been cleared.

But 'making genuine progress' and 'twenty years away from being as common as a Toyota Camry' remain very different propositions.

What The Prophets Got Wrong (And Why They Kept Getting It Wrong)

The flying car prediction fails on a loop for a beautifully human reason: engineers fall in love with what the technology could be and drastically underestimate the friction of what it has to become — certified, insured, regulated, affordable, maintained by a guy named Dave at a suburban service center, and trusted by a public that still occasionally drives into lakes while following GPS instructions.

The dream is real. The timeline is fantasy. And somewhere, right now, a startup founder is opening a fresh round of Series B funding and telling a journalist — hand on heart, eyes bright with conviction — that urban air mobility is no more than twenty years away.

The clock, as always, has started.


Chester 'Chet' Wrongwright has been predicting that he will finish his novel for approximately twenty years. Progress is ongoing.